Thursday, October 22, 2009

Neck Appreciation Day: How a Ride Leads to Calf Feeding & Whiplash


In this photo Kate is feeding Henri the calf

Kate and I have designated September 8 “Neck Appreciation Day” after yet another unexpected riding surprise on that day.

Yes, riding with Kate pretty much guarantees an adventure of sorts. You always have to be on your guard when riding with the inimitable Kate, Queen of Bling.

So what happened on that auspicious riding day? Thrilled to be called upon to round up a calf we would put our cattle drive skills into practice. Though this was a sad occasion for the calf as his mum died under a wise old oak tree at home the night before, we needed to get the calf to a pen to feed him and take care of the mum’s body.

Being savvy cowgirls, we discussed on foot versus on horse options. Kate, fittest cowgirl on earth, who visits the gym for two hours every day come hell or high water, could run down the calf on foot. The rest of us on the other hand, would just be able to cheer her on, and would not look like real cowgirls. Thus, we realized we should ride our horses. Plus we wanted to ride anyway.

Putting on our cowgirl Bling attitude Kate and I mounted our trusty steeds that day, Ellie the Quarab and Dario, most sexy Arabian on the planet.

While the real cowgirls were closing gates to prevent the calf’s escape from nearby pens, Kate and I were waiting quietly. Practicing our cow calls learned from our ten day cattle drive in Utah and Arizona two years earlier, we felt a little trepidation. Our horses are not used to rounding up cattle. Depending on which way the wind blows is the main driver of whether our horses would flip backwards with fear or step up to the ranch task at hand.

Lining up along the road which the calf would come along we were prepared. Kate, as ever, in her baseball cap, halter top covering her ample chest, and shorts displaying her shapely legs was looking rather Blingy on her handsome Arabian. Toned and muscular, she resembled a cheetah ready to pounce. And pounce she did. With no notice nor obvious scary object nearby, her Arabian jumped six feet forward in a millisecond.

I watched as she arced past me in slow-fast motion on her “leaping carousel Arabian.” Six foot forward and six foot high. Athletes in motion. The Cirque Du Soleil of the ranch world. My horse did not twitch. Unbelieving, Kate looked at me as if to ask, “what happened?”

“Man, you looked good,” I said, laughing my jeans off. I do warn fellow riders that I tend to laugh at inappropriate times. I have lost friends by laughing at their bad luck: my nine year old podgy friend who stood at the edge of a creek bank and under whom the earth gave way dumping her into the water never forgave me, for example. She left our sleepover within ten minutes of my laughing at her.

Kate, took it in good stride. The only evidence that this incident happened was Kate’s baseball cap on the ground. Our hallowed cowgirl leaders who shall remain nameless so as not to outshine our cowgirlness, saw nothing of this drama.

Kate, being an off the scale Influencer in DISC communication style terms, wanted her audience, but alas I was her single audience member. So I did my best. “I think your neck is going to hurt tomorrow as I saw your head touch Dario’s bum and flick back,” I warned. “You really have “Velcro butt.” Talk about kissing butt.” I have never seen Kate fall off her horse in the five years we have ridden together. In Britain riders say that you are not a real rider until you have fallen seven times.

We waited for the calf to head our way. Stumbling towards us he worked our plan. We embarked on our ranch chore. Surprisingly, our horses stepped up to the task of pushing the small calf into his pen. In a matter of less than five minutes, we members of the “A Team” on our cattle drive had popped the baby in.

We were "Blinging" that morning. Having efficiently “cowgirled up” we proceeded to reward ourselves with a challenging trail ride up and down canyons.

After putting up our cow horses, we went back to bottle feed the calf who by this time had been named “Henri”for his European flare. Thankfully, he was hungry and took to the new bottle immediately. We put his mum to rest. Yes indeed, we "Blinged" that day.

The day after Queen Kate's whiplash had set in. Talking about it as cowgirls do, we agreed that our neck is an under-valued part of our body. Think about it. Our skinny necks hold up heavy twelve pound heads – all day, every day, year in and year out. Do we thank our necks? No. Do we wear pink ribbons to honor our neck? No. Do we have Blingy braces for our necks? No. Our necks either suffer or do the job. Thus, we anoint September 8 “Neck Appreciation Day.”

So fellow riders and cowgirls, we encourage you to go to your friends on September 8, or indeed any day, and give their necks compliments. Just a tip, do not say, “Hey, great turkey neck!” Do not say, “Love your gizzard.” Rather, “what a strong and beautiful neck you have..” or something along those lines that cannot be interpreted.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Spirit of Our Arabian: A Colic Story



Last week was the end of a 90 day recovery for major colic surgery on my daughter’s Arabian, Antonio. We are riding him again, and he is the happiest horse alive.

Just look at his pride in this photo on the left. Quite a difference from the bony horse, just home from the vets.

Tuesday March 17, 2009. San Antonio, our Arabian, who earned his name looking after my daughter on our New Mexico riding trip last year (see our Blog below for that long story) was looking somewhat colicky, so we had the vet see him. He was oiled and we walked him for a couple of hours and all seemed to be o.k.

Antonio seemed tired the rest of the week, but we kept riding him and he kept working. He showed no negative attitude, nor obvious signs of distress. That is until several friends at the barn said that he did not look well that following Saturday. At this point he just wanted to lie down. My husband drove to the barn with my new trailer that would be christened by this vet trip. Everyone became quiet and serious because Antonio is one of those horses that loves to work, “with a smile on his face” as our friend Scott says.

First stop, our local vets – Sunset Canyon Vets in Dripping Springs, Texas. I adore these vets because they communicate with we humans, and are responsive. Also, we women at the barn have had “deep talks” about them and agree that the men and women must rank amongst the best looking vets and staff in the region. Infact, we are considering running a “best looking vet practice” competition to see if any of you can out-do our “eye candy.” I forewarn you, it will be difficult to beat our George Strait look-alike (but taller and hey, he is clever enough to be a vet.)

With my recent donkey gelding and dog trips there, I was self-conscious that the vets’ office might think me a stalker at this point, but self-consciousness flew out the window in the midst of this sobering and worrying event. After a palpation and basic check, we received the news that we could try a low-success chemical solution or get going to A & M University Vet School in College Station where they had the equipment and specialists to handle colic surgery.

Having been part of a circle of riders last year, who tried for many hours to save a horse who had a terrible colic in a wilderness area in New Mexico, my mind flashed back to the negative outcome for that sweet horse. I was not hopeful for Antonio, but my vets in Dripping Springs assured me that of all the colic surgeries, impaction surgery had a higher chance of success. I also learned from them that horses flatten their nostrils when they are in severe pain. I tried to remember that look for future reference as Antonio is stoic.

Several weeks earlier, Dash, one of our model horses, came back from a ride and with his saddle still on fell to the ground to roll in Hollywood fashion. One does have to spend time with Dash to truly understand the magnitude of his acting repertoire. Infact, for a while, we thought he was doing one of his magnificent evasions. After the fifth time he tried to squash his several thousand dollar custom saddle, we realized that something was amiss. We walked him, gave him Banamine, and called the vet, who promptly oiled him and put him in a pen without food. By the time the vet was driving through the barn gate Dash had made a full recovery and was making it patently clear that he wanted food – NOW. Tough. This is certainly “A Tale of Two Horses.” Given the drama of Dash’s response to his belly ache he should have been the one to go to surgery.

I have found during my most stressful events that a divine support system always unfolds, so I have learned to just go with this faith. My husband and I, on our three hour drive one way to A & M, remained silent. We just listened for Antonio sounds from the trailer, and tried to feel his movement. In the meantime, our barn friends e-mailed and called us to assure us of their support. Those communications punctuated hours of disbelief, praying and hoping, because I knew that my horse was suffering.

I nearly broke down when I first loaded Antonio into the trailer at the barn. Many people accuse Arabians of being flighty. I invite them to come and see Antonio and many of the other Arabians at our beautiful barn – Red Horse Ranch. It is not an all-Arabian barn, but there are several Arabians there. Antonio is a horse whose intelligent eyes look into yours and discern what you need from him at any moment, even when he is feeling like death, it seems. He loaded into my brand new trailer without fuss, but he started to make a low distress neigh. It was all I could do to walk out of the trailer and get into the car to drive. I wanted to stay in there with him to reassure him that we were on our way to help.

We arrived at A & M Vets, and were greeted by informed staff who took Antonio to be weighed: 880 Ibs. Not enough for a 15 plus hand ex-racing Arabian. The diagnosis got worse: large colon impaction and nephrosplenic entrapment. I thought his chances of recovery were falling. The vets outlined the options, from least expensive and invasive to most expensive and invasive. I appreciate the irony that vets can do that but that human healthcare providers will not – because, they say – managed care is a complex world.

At a time when most people are watching their spending, we decided on the most costly operative option. That course of action would provide the greatest chance of success. Without doubt, he is worth it.

He had the surgery on the evening of March 21. All went quickly and smoothly. Miraculously, Kate, The Queen of Bling, and I drove back to the hospital on Wednesday 25 March and brought Antonio home in the afternoon. Going back to my experience of a divine support system unfolding, a beautiful small outdoor pen, with bedding, food, water and all that Antonio would need to stay comfortable yet be able to see his normal pen buddies, had been lovingly prepared by Sue and Mary. Antonio was happy to be home.

Every day during those 90 days, apart from maybe a handful, I walked my San Antonio. Determined to keep him on the path to recovery, I was OCD about being there daily. After the first couple of days, when every movement spooked him, I made a Bell Bling to clip onto his mane. The sound of the brass bell made a difference, and we were able to walk peacefully. Now, I have clipped a bell onto his breastplate.

He looked forward to those walks; standing at the gate waiting for me, craning his head to peek around the corner. We communed during those peaceful trail walks. I did groundwork, backed him to build up his rear end muscles, but mostly we walked in silence enjoying each other.

After three months of not being ridden, the day came when we could. It fell close to my daughter’s birthday, so riding him was her main gift. We got on and he was perfect: listening, responding, enjoying his partnership and work. That’s our San Antonio who embodies the enduring spirit and stamina of an Arabian.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The Butt Bone is Connected to the Wrist Bone, So Take Your Own Fireman: More Adventures From a Neophyte Trail Rider

Having posted my Ellie, on “Dream Horse” after the June riding trip to heaven, hell and back in New Mexico, I proceeded to get the help I needed for my head and that of my horse. The posting was a call to action to get over my equine challenges and keep my horse, or give her over to a better handler. Remember, I take “the path of the chicken” when the horse going gets too tough with my seven year old tough-head of a Quarab. I’m not game for rearing and spinning on trails. With coaching from my trusty riding community (and you know who you all are), Ellie and I embarked on a three month bootcamp to sync and grow at this three year point in our partnership or to part ways.

We rode some intermediate Texas Hill Country trails – up and down canyons. We did our ground work. I expected more from her and did not put up with evasive behavior. Ellie liked all this. Infact, she was a calmer horse for the harder work. Riding off her familiar territory, to test her willingness to listen to me rather than act out fear and take the lead over me. So far, so good.

We kept building, and our three months of work culminated in a test ride at Perdenales State Park with a trusted friend, Marcia K, and her horse, Honey. This would be a day long expedition and the make or break watershed event. Ellie loaded within ten minutes, in a new trailer. She did not beat up Honey. She remained calm yet focused while being tacked-up and saddled at the state park. We walked, trotted, and did trail challenges for four hours. She even drank strange water, and when Honey signaled to her to “back off, you’re covering my Bling,” Ellie did indeed back off rather than bite her butt. Yes, Honey rides with Horse Bling and seems to enjoy showing it off. That day was the best day of riding I have had in my entire life. I basked in this delight for two days. I had actually begun to feel exhilarated after a ride rather than relieved that I had survived without injury.

Trail riding is Ellie’s joy; her “thing.” She may never be a dressage or show horse, but she can haul up and down trails, picking her way sure-footedly. With a calm and confident rider, she remains calm and confident, for the most part.

Three days after this personal triumph, we were riding our usual trails with friends. I tend to ride with a loose cinch or girth, but I learned an unexpected lesson that day: tighten your cinch or girth. Ellie jumped down a boulder and got up her momentum and speed. I was about to yell, “yee haw,” as the wind rushed through my hair and I felt as if I were flying. Then I felt her saddle slip completely sideways. I can ride centered, when the saddle is on the horse’s back. I cannot do this when the saddle is on the side of a horse. No “butt dance” will jig that saddle back on, especially with speed and angles added in to the mix.

I did what I had been trained to do: I rolled on my butt cheek! My right butt cheek to be exact. Turns out, I must have done some other stunts, as my wrist hurt. Turns out I broke it. Get this, an EMS-trained fireman was riding with us that day. Six foot four, athletic and handsome. Let me repeat that all-important fact: Six foot four, athletic and handsome. This is the second time that Rich, the burly fireman, has talked me through my really irritating habit of nearly passing out on a hard fall. I know that I have fallen, but my body has its own peculiar over-dramatic reaction. How can I pay attention to the handsome fireman when I have my head between my knees and am clenching to avoid barfing on his jeans? In Britain, we have a horse belief that seven falls turns you into a real rider. I am just two falls off that graduation level, and I hope that Rich is there when I graduate. In the meantime, find yourself a fireman to ride with, or an orthopedic surgeon. Both professions draw athletic handsome guys.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

The Horse Trip to Heave, Hell and Back: Part II Horse Communities Strengthen Us














The Horse Trip to Heaven, Hell and Back: Part II - Horse Communities Strengthen Us

Riders have strong communities and bonds. They need it too, since unexpected events and injuries to horse and human alike require help from others. Whether the help you need is to find the right spot on a horse's neck to inject medication without nicking an artery, or an empathetic helpful hand to haul yourself up off the ground and get back on the horse you've just fallen off.

Last month we shared part of our story about our June riding trip to New Mexico, "The Horse Trip to Heaven, Hell and Back." Many of you wrote to, talked with, or e-mailed us to tell us how much you laughed and were itching to read more. Several asked what “monkey nuts” were. It’s peanuts in their shells. Being British and having lived in Texas for over 17 years, I can’t tell if I am speaking Texas English or English English any more.

To catch us all up to the same part in the story, I learned many lessons quickly on our riding trip:

Lesson 1: Carry your own supply of Rescue Remedy, or some other calming agent, at all times. You will undoubtedly need it.

Lesson 2: Don't take the lead when your leaders don't want to under the pretence that their trailers are too long.

Lesson 3: Take monkey nuts on any mountain trip, no matter how good the driver, or you might be tempted to crunch on their hands to ease nervous tension.

Lesson 4: When a riding trip starts in this way, it is a sign of more to come.

Lesson 5: Pitch your tent near chipmunk holes as they serve as ready-made port-a-potties. According to the Forestry Commission notices, when going to the restroom in the wilderness, first dig a hole and then cover it.

Lesson 6: A mule call sounds like a grizzly bear.

Lesson 7: Don't ride near the leader, as you cannot chicken-out.

Lesson 8: Don't go on a mountain riding trip when you do not like mountains, except to look at them. You need to be a "Tough Rider" to do that, not just a "Rough Rider."

While The Tough Riders roamed the mountains, my daughter and I, having taken “The Path of the Chicken,” roamed the campsite. I attempted to make my horse, Ellie, do some work after her big, rearing refusal on a steep incline. I decided to ride her bareback.

Being five foot one inch and a quarter tall, and not athletic, I perform a “mounting dance” every time I have to get on my 15 hand horse on a trail. My patient riding friends have learned that if I get off they are going to have to wait 30 minutes while I find the perfect spot, build my stable rock pile, and proceed to putz around.

So, if you’re wondering how I managed to get on Ellie bareback on a flat area without my two mounting blocks piled on top of each other, let me share my secret. I'll pre-curse this secret with stating the blindingly obvious: everything was more difficult on that trip to heaven, hell and back. Mounting took 30 minutes and involved a lot of evasion by my horse, as well as biting, and spinning. I had to out-think and out-maneuver my equine “pain in the posterior.” Not being the analytical, engineering type, it took me a long time to find a solution, whilst campers watched me bemusedly. I resorted to climbing on a picnic table while pinning Ellie between a BBQ pit and the picnic table.

Lesson 9: If you’re short and not athletic, get a pony.

In order to recover from the stresses of the morning, I decided to read my book while taking in the stunning landscape of The Santa Fe National Forest. Having had a cup of coffee that day as I brought my French press and good coffee with me, I was suffering from caffeine-induced ADD, worsened by the altitude of 8,000 feet. This triggered my fidgety inability to concentrate, and instead of progressing through my book, I watched other horse riding campers. Maybe I would learn a thing or two.

There was the man with his mules, who came up to the site for a three month period to take people on packing excursions into the million plus acres of wild forest. He had set up a temporary electric fence, which seemed to work for his herd of working mules.

There were the cowboys hauling 10 to 14 horses at a time in their trailers with ease, quickly unloading them and hobbling them in grassy areas while they set up camp. With their quick back and forth, their efficient appraisal of how they would organize camp, given that there were no more camping spaces left, and their well-behaved horses (unlike mine), critical thoughts crossed my mind.

I whiled away day one of riding by watching other riders, and I started to relax. Two of our Rough Riders joined us early in the evening on that first day of riding, having started their journey later than the rest of us. Dena’s horse, Whitley, was colicking after having refused to drink on the way, and having become dehydrated. Each Rough Rider took Whitley for a “colic-relieving” walk. One hour passed, and then another. Still, Whitley was not recovering and was declining further. We began to worry more. This colic was not going to be walked out.

Darkness had settled in, and the nearest vet was probably a two hour drive away, down a treacherous mountain road. To get to a working phone would take 30 minutes. The options were limited at the top of the mountain, at the end of the trail. We were literally stuck between a rock and a hard place: do what we could there or make the hair-raising drive to a vet who may not be there late at night anyway.

We found the park ranger, and he confirmed that the possibilities of getting timely help were slim. He did, however, remember that a vet just happened to be camping further up the mountain and that he might have some ideas. Immediately, two Rough Riders volunteered to find the vet on the other campsite. Quizzing everyone in every tent, they found the vet. Pretty miraculous. The vet was pessimistic and without his medical kit, so told the Rough Riders to do what they could, and declined to help given the low odds of success.

What transpired was the best of horse communities coming together. Five minutes after his sobering message, the vet came down to our camp. He assessed the situation, knew that we had one of those one percent cases of severe colic, but decided to do all that he could to help Whitley.

The cowboys, upon whom I had passed judgment, rolled up their sleeves, and in the dark, cold night, created an emergency room in the middle of a grassy knoll. Circling Whitley, the vet asked the cowboys to hold him down so that he could start the treatment process. The Rough Riders created another circle, holding flashlights on the horse, running for whatever the vet needed.

“We need a narrow hose so that we can get oil down him to try to dislodge the obstruction. We need oil,” shouted the vet.

“I have a narrow hose,” replied Laurie and she ran to her trailer.

“We have vegetable oil,” shouted another cowboy.

The cowboys held Whitley and the hose, while the vet administered the treatment. We waited to see if there was an improvement.

“We need more Banamine and Ace. Who has some?” urged the vet. The lead cowboy, in charge of their medical supplies, handed over their entire supply of meds. intended to get them through their long packing trip into the wilderness. As the hours ticked on, their whole supply was used to give Whitley some relief.

“O.k, onto the next phase here,” said the vet. “Has anyone got a large bag? We need to rig up a drip as Whitley is so dehydrated.” Silence. Thinking to problem solve.

“I have a solar shower,” piped up Donna, and ran down the slope to retrieve it.

We watched, with mixed emotions of worry and admiration, and realized that we actually had a lot of useful items amongst our camping supplies – hoses, cutters, more hoses, oil, bags.

Setting up the drip in the dark was difficult, the cowboys acting to restrain Whitley, without proper medicines to fully anesthetize him into stillness. The cowboys were getting tired, but they did not stop, complain or ask us to hold down the horse.

The vet, clearly instructed the cowboys what he needed them to do, and willingly, they followed his lead. This was true teamwork in action. Holding up the two gallon bag of glucose liquid at different heights to allow the liquid to find its natural path to drip down into Whitley. Adjusting the shunts every time Whitley heaved up and pulled them out. The cowboys and vet worked for strangers, aching, getting cold, and putting their well-being at risk as the horse, put up the fight for his life, and found the will to repeatedly stand up. Each time Whitley jumped up, the vet asked “Is everyone alright? You sure? O.k. good. Stay away from his feet, as he will jump up again. Everyone ready? Let’s go…”

At one point, a cowboy took off his shirt, when it must have been a chilly 50 degrees out, to put under Whitley’s face so that it would not get too scraped up. A Rough Rider went to find her jacket to provide the cowboy warmth. It was gratefully received .

Seven o’clock ticked by. Eight o’ clock, nine o’ clock, ten, eleven, twelve. The vet and cowboys worked. They did not stop to drink when they, too, were dehydrating at altitude. The Rough Riders acted as runners. We all wanted to sleep, and our leg muscles ached from running up and down hill for hours, but we dare not leave. We had to see this through to the end. “I know you are all praying,” said the vet. He was right. Even my young daughter was praying.

Everything that was humanly possible was done for Whitley, up at the top of his mountain emergency room. He looked like he was getting a bit better. 12.15 a.m., and the final step of getting tens of gallons of water into Whitley’s system, was completed. The vet and his cowboys could do no more. It was now up to Whitley.

Dena, in shock, was instructed to sit up with her beloved horse through the night. We all retired, saying very little.

The day started with our horses playing out their nervousness or inexperience in the mountains, and ended with total strangers coming together in community to help the animal that united them all – the noble horse – so strong yet so fragile.

Lesson 10: People are not always what they seem. Even the toughest cowboy will help. As wise people always remind you, “do not judge.”

Lesson 11: With lateral thinking, you can find the resources to get you through intense medical challenges, even at the top of a mountain, in the dead of night.

I did not sleep, worrying for Dena, yet not wanting to get up and sit with her incase I invaded her private time with Whitley.

In the wee hours of the morning, at around 4.00 a.m., I was lying awake and heard Dena scream, “Whitley, no!” I dared not move, but I relaxed a little hoping that Whitley had stood up. I drifted into sleep, and at 4.30 a.m. heard hooves and snorting right outside my tent. A horse had come up to our tent. A horse was loose. Perhaps it was Whitley who had sneaked away to eat grass and Dena had fallen asleep.

It was cold. Really cold. I listened intently to check what I was hearing. Indeed, a horse had got loose. What else was going to happen on this trip to heaven, hell and back? I shouted to Ashlea and Kate, sleeping within three feet of our tent, as I put on my shoes to go out. Ashlea and Kate did not reply, as it turned out, because they had ear plugs in. Fat lot of help they were!

I stood in the field lit by a full moon, and saw not one, but two horses out grazing. Whitley was nowhere in sight. “Horses are loose,” I bellowed again to my trusty tent neighbors. No helpful reply was returned.

I guess I am going to have to make sure that these two horses don’t make a run for it into the million acres of lush wilderness, I thought. As I got closer to the horses, I was able to make out who they were – guess who? Yes, Ellie and her Houdini-buddy, Blaze. They had both managed to push open the heavy metal gate of their corral to get to the green meadow.

I walked up to my Ellie, softly and unthreateningly. She was still ticked off at me and galloped off. I wished that Kate and Ashlea, the real horse women, would come and help. Then I realized that the two horses would probably stay near their familiar herd, so I walked up to Blaze and put her up. She complied beautifully, and as I was standing near the gate, Ellie decided to gallop by within two feet of me, with the metal fence pressing up behind me, showing me her butt. I am going to give Ellie away tomorrow, was the thought that went through my mind. She is a black demon! (This is the polite version, of course.)

I breathed in the crisp air to think things through, and decided not to move. I opened the corral gate, Ellie came by and walked in. I tied every lead rope I could get my hands on to make sure that the gate could not be opened again, and went back to bed.

I lay awake listening to the horses to make sure that they were all in. The downside of pitching our tents a long way from the other campers in order to get a glorious valley view, was that we were the de facto security guards for the horses. I listened to every whinny and footfall. Within minutes of putting up Ellie and Blaze, the rest of our herd started to get cold and start vying with each other for the hay that would help them stay warm, and for water. Hooves thumped on each other, competitive ugly whinnying, and lots of chasing ensued.

I was beginning to get grouchy as I had not slept for two whole nights now, and I needed to get up to feed 12 or so horses and get them water, in my pink pajamas. If Ellie is being ugly, I am going to give her away today, I determined. Two could play that "tough nut" game and the war was on between Ellie and me. Then suddenly, I remembered that more serious issues were at hand, and I, a. needed to go to the restroom – in my bright pink suburban pajamas, and b. needed to find out about Whitley.

As I walked across to the restrooms, I shocked a few cowboys in my bright pinks. I didn’t care though. I went down to water the horses, and learned that Whitley had passed. As we got up to make breakfast, The Rough Riders were not saying much: feeling disappointment and sadness for Dena and Whitley. All of our efforts did not pay-off for sweet, good-natured Whitley, who in preparation for the trip, had been the perfect horse on all the exercises and riding we did. He went across bridges, he dragged logs, he conditioned himself going up and down hills – with a willing attitude.

We spent more time with our horses that morning.

The park ranger came by to check on Whitley, and was sorry to hear that he did not pull through. He told Dena that Whitley had died as close to heaven as he could get at 8,000, feet high in The Santa Fe National Forest. No words can take away a loss, but this insight was indeed true. If every horse, person, or other animal, could die with dignity, in a natural setting rather than in an institutional setting, then maybe death would be a little easier.

The Rough Riders tacked-up to ride. Dena was asleep. I stayed at the campsite as I knew that I did not want to ride. The far distance from medical help and the stark realities of what can happen in an emergency hit me.

Lesson 12: I may not be A Tough Rider, but I could be helpful at a time of loss.

Dena stirred, and with dignity that matched Whitley’s, got on with her day. We were in community and communion, cutting mane and tail to hold onto to a piece of her favorite horse, finding the vet to thank him, finding out how to dispose of Whitley’s body, thanking the cowboys before they trekked off. They refused to let us pay for all the medications we used. It is difficult, with words, to capture the gratitude we felt towards these good people. They did not even let us cook them breakfast.

We drove down the mountain, and after making many calls, Dena found a man who was willing to drive for hours up the mountain to take Whitley away. When Dena asked how much this would cost, so that she could get money for it, the kind man replied, “Whatever you can pay. I will be there at 3.00 today.”

This trip was one miracle after another; and one psychedelic event after another. We finished our chores and headed back up the mountain. The Rough Riders were back, enquiring how Dena was. We circled Whitley, prayed for him and Dena, and my ten year old daughter ran to get her bible. She quickly opened up to a passage that was exactly what we needed to hear at that moment: “Sorrow is better than laughter: for by the sadness of the countenance the heart is made better.” Ecclesiastes, 7:7

The kind man came on time to take Whitley away, and with his seven brothers, they carefully and reverently lifted his body onto the trailer.

We prepared a meal, and talked. A man started chatting with The Rough Riders while they were riding that day. Donna asked him to keep an eye out for the lost horse, and proceeded to tell him about the idiot who had turned his horse into bear bate by tying him up, fully tacked, in the forest. “I am the man who tied up my horse,” he retorted. Donna, quick-as -lightning recovered, “Oh no, this was two weeks ago when I came up here.”

At least he was looking for his horse, and had booked locals who knew the forest intimately to search for him too. They parted on good terms. We laughed at Donna’s tale.

The riders planned the ride they would take the next day, our last day of riding. Tex was chosen to be Dena’s horse. She had to ride. Laura decided to take on my Ellie: Ellie would be put through her paces on what turned out to be a long ride.

Fast forwarding to the last evening, when the riders returned at 9.00 p.m.. Kate will tell the story of The Tough Riders’ last ride and their late return to camp, so watch this space.

As we were retiring to sleep, a half-drunk cowgirl shouted at us, “Hey, whose horse is this?” We walked up to look at the horse, knowing that it wasn’t one of ours, but because of the weird events that had transpired on our trip so far, we thought it best to double-check the horse. Maybe Ellie had decided to find a better owner. “It’s got its saddle and bridle on,” she continued.

“It’s not one of ours,” I replied, “but maybe it’s the lost horse.”

“It can’t be,” she uttered.

My daughter piped up, “I think it’s the lost horse.”

“It can’t be,” re-iterated the tipsy cowgirl.

A Rough Rider adamantly proclaimed, “Listen to this little girl! She knows what she’s talking about. Someone get a flashlight, and let’s look to see if this horse has a hole in its back left leg.”

We shone the flashlight and observed the hole in the leg. We were disbelieving. We checked to see if it had hurt its mouth from breaking away from the tree to which it had been tied. Sure enough, it had bloody lips, and was dehydrated. The stumbling cowgirl jubilantly announced, “This is a miracle. This is a miracle. This is the lost horse. Let’s put it up and get some food. This is a miracle.”

The Rough Riders looked at each other incredulously. When we first arrived we were disquieted by the story of the horse, lost by his twerp owner. On our last night, the lost horse found safety. The horse used its horse nature to find its way to other horses. The power of nature is a miracle.

Indeed, this was the trip to heaven, hell and back.

To read more about the five hour ride that turned into an 11 hour endurance ride, read Kate’s installment.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

The Horse Trip to Heave, Hell and Back



The Horse Trip to Heaven, Hell and Back

In June, Kate and I rode with "The Rough Riders" in New Mexico. The Rough Riders is a Texas-based group that rides together in new places, and takes lessons to improve our horsemanship and riding.

The trip was a stretch for a number of us: trailering our horses for 14 hours up to 8,000 feet, on a remote campsite at the top of a mountain. I had never done anything quite so ambitious with my horse, Ellie, before.

We knew the trip was going to keep us on our toes when Blaze, my horse's best buddy, escaped from her overnight pen in a mysterious Houdini-like maneuver, which was NOT magic. In the middle of Lubbock, "Blaze the Houdini" galloped towards us, with the main road less than 200 yards away, to reach my horse while I was loading her.

Hoping that all the treats I fed Blaze over the years when I went to get Ellie would ensure I was in a good place with Blaze, I stood still, Ellie spinning around me on her five foot lead rope. After a few minutes, things calmed down and we loaded our horses.

Lesson 1: Carry your own supply of Rescue Remedy, or some other calming agent, at all times. You will undoubtedly need it.

After a second day of driving eight hours in convoy, we approached the mountain road that would elevate us to 8,000 feet. Sue and Donna, our leaders, started to smile wickedly when we made our last stop at the bottom of the mountain. Kate and I, trailer neophytes, were to take the lead, having a sturdy Landrover and a two horse trailer that would be easier to pass if someone met us on the way up.

Their smiles turned into giggles as we got ready to make the climb.

Lesson 2: Don't take the lead when your leaders don't want to under the pretence that their trailers are too long.

Repeat lesson 1: Carry your own supply of Rescue Remedy, or some other calming agent, at all times. You will undoubtedly need it. AND, take it in large doses before climbing up an 8,000 foot ascent along a narrow, mountain ledge with edges crumbling down rock faces, and memorial flowers marking the place of earlier accidents.

Kate, having banned us from talking until spoken to, graduated as a high level trailer driver. We killed nothing on our way. Hooray! The last time I made such a mighty climb was in India back in 1986. Our taxi could not go at less than 30 mph otherwise we would break down in the middle of a desert.

We climbed Mount Abu, the only hill station in Rajasthan, where there were a multitude of skulls and crossbones marking the spots where people fell to their demise. At the bottom of the mountain, our taxi driver got out and prayed at an altar. I just carried on eating my monkey nuts, tossing with abandon the shells.

Darkness cloaked the mountain as we struggled to stay on the road, with its hair pin bends, at no less than 30 mph.

On one very blind hair pin bend, cows were standing in the middle of the road. In India, the cow is sacred (as it is in Texas, but on BBQs.) Our Hindu taxi driver swerved to avoid these sacred beasts, taking us to the very edge of the cliff, our taxi wheels just managing to stay on the road.

We were too scared to scream. I just continued to eat my monkey nuts but, to ensure that when I died, I could see our descent over the mountain edge, I ate the shells as well, thus keeping my eye on the road.

Lesson 3: Take monkey nuts on any mountain trip, no matter how good the driver, or you might be tempted to crunch on their hands to ease nervous tension.

At last, Kate reached the top of the mountain. We unloaded our horses, making sure to keep Ellie and Blaze together to avoid any mountain Houdini escapes.

As we walked around to find a place to pitch our tent, we came across a man who asked if we had seen his horse, and who proceeded to tell us that he had ridden off the mountain trails through high dead wood, thus injuring his horse. He tied his horse, saddle, bridle, reins and a sign that said, "eat me", to a tree in the middle of grizzly bear country, and walked back down to camp. BUT, when he eventually went back up the mountain to get his horse, you won't believe this so brace yourself, his horse had gone. If you ask me, any twerp who does that to a horse needs a labotomy, but the horse had had enough sense to run away from his stupid owner. Being the polite riders we are, we advised the twerp that we had not seen his horse.

Lesson 4: When a riding trip starts in this way, it is a sign of more to come.

Sue, one of our beloved leaders, pitched our tents for us. Our view spanned about 10 miles into the valley, with snow-capped mountains framing the verdant tree-covered mountains. The immediate view three inches from our tent, was of a chipmunk hole.

During our stay, a little chipmunk named Desmond, popped his head out of the hole to check who had stuck her tent on his chipmunk digs.

Lesson 5: Pitch your tent near chipmunk holes as they serve as ready-made port-a-potties. According to the Forestry Commission notices, when going to the restroom in the wilderness, first dig a hole and then cover it.

Having fed our horses and ourselves, we were ready to sleep, hand on axe to protect against the grizzlies. Thinking about the steep mountains, and the likely trails we were going to ride, and about the bears, kept me wide awake all night.

Lesson 6: A mule call sounds like a grizzly bear.

Day one of riding, we bounce out of bed brimming over with nervous energy. The horses read us as easily as a genius reads toddler books. We take about two hours to tack up our horses (I prefer tacking-up to riding up steep mountain trails and thus belabor this important activity.)

I am uptight, so is my horse. Go figure? The unfair part about this story is that my horse gets two shots of horsey vicadin, and I am stuck with chewing gum and Rescue Remedy.

We head out on the "easiest trail." "The easiest trail." I repeat this phrase, as Donna, another of our beloved leaders, assured us that the trail we were about to ride was the easiest. When you think of an easy horse trail what comes to mind? To a neophyte mountain rider such as myself, I envisage wide trails where we can ride two or three abreast, with trees all around and where I can be ponied if I freak out.

We go up the "easiest trail" - a 45 degree mud path. The horses ahead pull up the path like gymnasts, panting at the next ridge. Isabelle, who has been ridden in the mountains before, slides down the steep path. Her rider, Mary, thinking that Isabelle is still suffering from nearly asphyxiating herself when she fell back into the lead rope while being tacked - tries to get out of riding.

Sue, our tough leader, tells Mary that Isabelle is just "trying it on," so Mary leads her up the path and gets back on.

Lesson 7: Don't ride near the leader, as you cannot chicken-out.

Meanwhile, I am watching all this from behind, my horse standing quietly, thinking, "Ellie can do this; easy peasy."

Alas, my sure-footed Ellie, who has NEVER stumbled on hills, slips. I kick her up the hill, and she decides to refuse by rearing on the 45 degree slope, losing her balance. Being the riding coward that I am, and not wanting myself to get hurt infront of my daughter who is having hysterics ahead of me - I try to act quickly. Also, feeling my horse slipping on top of me, I dismount and fall on a rock. Luckily, I am wearing my hard hard hard hat, which few other riders do by the way. But hard hats do not prevent knees from getting hurt.

I abort my ride adeptly and not being near the leader I succeed. I hate rock ledge paths, and my daughter is afraid, as am I. So we lead our horses, with help from Jack, down the 50 feet we have managed to ride on our mountain trail, back to camp. I make my horse do a little work at camp, and plan to get her up the hill she refused later, when my heart rate goes back to normal. My heart rate goes back to normal at about 4.00 p.m. the next day.

Lesson 8: Don't go on a mountain riding trip when you do not like mountains, except to look at them. You need to be a "Tough Rider" to do that, not just a "Rough Rider."

This takes us up to 11.00 a.m. on the first day of riding. The trip takes another turn in the evening.

To read our next installment, where we talk to the twerp who tied his horse to a tree, or to hear about a miraculous gesture of caring when a horse suffers from a bad bout of colic, visit our blog in a few days: Check Out Our Current Message About "The Inappropriate Fox" on Our Blog

Saturday, June 7, 2008

The Inappropriate Fox

I figured that I had better write about the inappropriate fox before I forget it - although, the experience wasn’t really one that I would consider forgettable. Any who ….Here goes: Sheila and I were riding down the shady part of the trail at Red Horse Ranch - the part where both Dash and Ace would always get all sticky and nervous in the old days – but Dash has grown out of that and was walking along doing his best calm quarter horse impression when he suddenly perks his ears up and rotates them around so they look like antennas. This is what he does when he detects something ….. anything - a deer, a cow, a worm or like I was about to find out – a fox.

Yep, it was a fox right there in the middle of the trail looking right at us. Big bushy tail and all (just making sure you knew that I knew what a fox looked like). Dash just stared at it – Dash who has been known to jump from a string hanging from a tree or a suspicious looking rock – he stood there, cocked his head to one side and probably said to Ellie who was behind us “Hey, Elle – there’s a fox” and then he stepped toward it. The fox didn’t move. This is when I decided that it wasn’t an ordinary fox. This was an inappropriate fox. It was the middle of the day and we were no more than six feet from it – now I’m no fox expert or anything but I’m pretty sure that foxes are nocturnal and shy (or is it sly?). Anyway, shy or sly - I’ve watched enough Animal Planet to know that a normal fox would have run!

Sheila with her good advice (as always) advised that we turn around but I (feeling all brave since Dash didn’t seem to be worried) thought we could just scare it off by waving our hands and walking towards it. Nope ….. maybe an appropriate fox would have turned and run but not the inappropriate fox, it just took a step sideways (not back) and continued to look at me waving my arms and shouting “Go away fox” and at Dash with his orbiting ears. Dash – who is known to be inappropriate himself (I have to always tell people when they ask if he is normal that he is definitely not) didn’t seem bothered. Finally I decided that since I was basing my bravery on my inappropriate horse, it would be better to not follow Dash’s lead and instead take Sheila’s advice and turn around.

We headed away from the inappropriate fox laughing and shaking our heads about our strange encounter. We had all kinds of theories …. Everything from it being sick or even rabid to that it was possibly someone’s long lost pet – but, we finally decided that it was just inappropriate (hey – if a horse can be inappropriate, why not a fox?). After leaving the fox, Dash went right back to his quarter horse impression and we continued on our ride. I looked back to say something to Sheila and I kid you not, I see the inappropriate fox trotting after us on the trail. You heard me right; it was trotting after us down the trail like it was part of a convoy, Me on Dash, Sheila on Ellie and then the fox all in a line. Now, correct me if I’m wrong but that is really inappropriate – at least for a fox in the middle of the day.

I told Sheila that the fox was heading her way and we were both shocked – what the heck ……a fox was chasing us? My Dad belongs to a hunt club in Pennsylvania and I’m pretty sure that the people and horses are supposed to be chasing the fox. I guess no one ever told the inappropriate fox this information or maybe Texas foxes just don’t follow the strict hunt rules – they might be more redneck, macho types who would never let a bunch of men in red coats and top hats chase them around (don’t tell my Dad I said that). If you remember, I tried to relay the appropriate hunt rules when we first encountered the fox by shouting and waving my hands but this guy just wasn’t listening. So – we proceed to try to lose it by weaving through the trail.

Through our amazing trail skills and knowledge of the terrain - we managed to lose the fox and were trying to decide if we were terrified or amused or what when …. You’re not going to believe this, I look ahead and the fox was coming straight for us at a pretty good clip. OK … no discussion needed at this point. This fox had gone too far– we immediately deployed flight mode and took off. This was no game people, the inappropriate fox was actually stalking us and we were not sure what it had planned but it was not afraid of two large horses with people on them and we didn’t even have red coats and top hats. Sheila and I were kind of nervously laughing (you know, the high pitched kind of laughing that happens when you are trying to convince yourself that everything is OK) while we aborted our trail ride and put 100% effort into getting back to the barn.

We made it back to the barn (without the fox) and began to tell our story to anyone that would listen. I’m pretty sure they didn’t believe a word we told them – it went something like this: Me: “Hey everyone, Sheila and I were chased by a fox” – Them: “Riiiiiiiight, a fox – chasing you through the trails, come on - that just isn’t normal”. Me: “ Sure, you can call it not normal – I’m thinking inappropriate would describe it to a T!” For the record, we weren’t the only ones that day that came across the inappropriate fox. A few kids taking lessons were terrified (we tried to warn them) and another rider or two were followed. The next thing we knew there were traps and game wardens and then just like that, no fox. I can’t help but hope that the little weirdo somehow got away.